I finally got that movie poster.
Lol. Thoughts?

Funny 2 da fullest ?!

Laura Ingraham told Trump he had to wear a condom because of Stormy.

Reaction gif

Big or small?

Let the penis hit the floor!!

Gif from movie.

Lol plus a boner is all I gotta say to this

Jesus said eat this bread. Otis my body

Jesus said drink this wine it is my blood

Jesus said have some mayonnaise. It is my....

mmm where is this place

Customgrow420 holy fuck is there an even funnier stoner than this guy?

I have money, good job, excellent education , good looks but even with all of that, , i need
Some things for my car Modification
😛

Von einem Elefanten gevögelt werden wäre noch geiler !

I am hungry

A little humor

Lol he enjoyed it but I bet that hurt

Don't forget the parking meter.

Always be helpful to ladies.

Life is great.it provides sex drugs and rock n roll.

tasteless limericks? feel free to add any you like

Nyphomaniacal Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
And her asshole in Buckingham Palace.

There was a young man of Bombay
Who fashioned a cunt out of clay,
But the heat of his prick
Turned it into a brick,
And chafed all his foreskin away.

There was a young man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave,
She smelled just like shit,
And was missing a tit,
But think of the money he'll save!

There was a young man from Kent,
Whos' dick was so long that it bent.
So to save himself trouble,
He put it in double,
And instead of coming, he went.

There was a plumber named lee,
who was plumbing a girl by the sea.
she said "stop your plumbing,
there's somebody coming".
Said the plumber still plumbing "it's me!"
There was a young couple named Kelly
Who lived their lives belly to belly
Because in their haste
They used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly.

You see,
the limerick is furtive and mean.
You must keep her in close quarantine,
else she sinks to the slums
and promptly becomes
disorderly, drunk, and obscene.

There once was a man from Nantucket
with a dick so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a pussy, I'd fuck it!"

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Spreading her legs so wide.
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her,
Took one whiff and died!

There once was an infamous hall,
Where there was no gravity at all.
What a glorious feeling
To screw on the ceiling,
And to ball on the wall and not fall!"

There once was a guy named Lew
Whose girlfriend told him "We're through!"
But without a sound
she soon came around,
Cause she liked the taste of his goo!